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So yesterday I watched Waiting for Superman. I thought it would make me angry, but it turns out that most of it had already been shown in the previews. Anyway, there’s a line where a man says, “Either kids are getting stupider or there’s a problem with our education system.”

Today I was looking at a packet of Pepperoni and noticed this:

Look at this last sentence. Does that really say “DO NOT EAT THIS PACKET”? You tell me … are people getting stupider or is it the education system’s fault?

I went to the doctor yesterday to have something removed from the bottom of my foot. Yes … that sounds nasty. It was just a bump on the ball of my foot. I could feel it when I walked and it was driving me crazy. The doctor asked, “So has this been hurting?” I said, “Not really, but my left foot is really sensitive to socks and things. I can feel it and it really bothers me.” “Your feet are very calloused, do you work out a lot?”, asked the doctor. “No I don’t work out at all. I just wear my shoes too big so my feet slide around a lot”, said the freaky lady with the bump on her foot.

… I think that I’ve gotten stupider since I became a teacher. Maybe it really is the education system that is messing us ALL up.

**** I’m adding this onto this post because it was really cute. I was at the eye doctor this morning. A grandmother was there watching the three children while the mom was in the doctor. The boy, who had already announced that he was in first grade, went to the restroom. He came out and said, “Nana, they’re rich in there.” She quickly told him, “Shhh.” He said, “Really, go look, the part where you wash your hands is golden.” It was really cute.


Comments on: "Really?!" (1)

  1. I think all these warnings on labels are there because #1 people are stupid and #2 people like to file lawsuits after they are stupid. Like your student who said “you didn’t tell me I had to put punctuation” some retarded person saw that little packet of “freshness” and either ate it and died (so their family sued) OR saw it and thought “What if I had eaten that! They didn’t tell me NOT to eat it!! I am going to sue those people for NOT warning me about the dangers of eating packets designed to maintain freshness which are obviously not a piece of pepperoni!!!” ugh~


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