These things always crack me up. Our district is trying to promote “wellness” so they gave us free pedometers. I think maybe they got them free because they were defective. The actual pedometer might not be, but the information insert sure is.
It says in red that if I walk 10,000 steps then I can eat 30 calories. Doesn’t air have more than 30 calories?
It also says I have to be a “preson” and I don’t know that I’ll ever accomplish that.
I can eat 90% of the men’s … does that mean I can eat 90% more than them? That doesn’t sound right.
D. makes a specific note about a salaried man. How does the food I eat know if I have a job or not?
1 calorie equals 30 steps. So if I walk 10,000 steps then (if I’m doing my math correctly – which I may not be) I think I will burn a little over 333 calories. But then what did they mean when they said I could consume 30 extra calories if I walk 10,000 steps. Sheesh! This is why I can’t eat better. Just reading this stressed me out so much that I went and ate a box of candy. Thankfully it only POSSIBLY had traces of milk in it (see below).
Whatever you do … don’t make the pedometer to wet. Does that mean it might spray me? Probably only if I don’t put it on correcitly.
EEK!!! Traces of milk!!! What has this world come to. Is there not a food I can consume that is completely unhealthy anymore?! Well, it says MAY so maybe I got the batch that escaped the milk tainting.
Trust me … I wish I didn’t notice this kind of thing … it is exhausting.