You’re on BASE! Take some time to catch your breath … you are safe.

 If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you …

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then buy a dog.



 
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section …

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then buy a dog.


 If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it’s not quite as good as his mother made it … 

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then buy a dog.

 

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want …  

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then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies …

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 then buy a dog.

 

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores …

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then buy a dog.


If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually …

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then buy a dog.

 

But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness  . . . 377028_bclose-up-of-red-tabby-cat-posters then buy a cat!

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments on: "I’d rather have a dog!!!" (7)

  1. Truer words were n’er spoken!

  2. Oh, and don’t let your cat come to my house…..unless you want it to die!

    ARE WE STILL WORKING ON DISBANDING THE UTICA CAT MAFIA?

  3. I don’t know…..I think we need to have T-shirts made!

  4. So so true. I love my dog Atticus and I know that he loves me no matter what. Hey Sara I will buy a t-shirt 🙂

    ATTICUS IS ONE OF A KIND … JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR SOCKS.

  5. Even when I can’t stand my dogs all it takes is a look from one of them and a wag of the tail…and I’m all in love with them again. I’m a pushover!!

    Cats on the other hand have NEVER had much appeal to me…for starters they make me itch and sneeze! Not a good basis for a relationship for sure!!

    I’M A PUSHOVER TOO … THEY’RE JUST TOO CUTE.

    IT’S TOO BAD THAT ALL BAD RELATIONSHIPS CAN’T START OUT WITH ITCHING AND SNEEZING. THAT WOULD BE HARDER TO IGNORE THAN THE RED FLAGS FLAPPING IN MY FACE.

  6. I love that Paige……maybe we should have our ladies group start praying for all of us to start itching and sneezing when we meet someone we need to run from! That would be AWESOME! At the moment, I’m afraid I would be running from everyone! Darn allergies!

    I GOT A SHIRT YESTERDAY THAT SAYS, “I TRADED MY BOYFRIEND IN FOR A PUPPY.” WISH THEY WOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH OR ME TO GET EVERYONE ONE. I’M ABOUT TO START MY OWN POSSE FOR ALL OF US WITH ALLERGY PROBLEMS.

  7. Oh yeah! Severe itching and sneezing…maybe even hives and something requiring an emergency room visit. ‘Cause those other red flags were just too easy to push aside. I’d take physical pain to avoid making such a mistake again!!!

    MY FIRST THOUGHT IS … “IF ONLY THE SIGNS WERE THAT OBVIOUS.” HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 RIGHT …

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