Give this a try …
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I kicked
February——I loved
March——–I karate chopped
April———-I high-fived
May———-I jumped on
June———-I smelled
July———–I did the Macarena with
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born:
1——-a birdbath
2——-a monster
3——-a phone
4—– –a fork
5——-a snowman
6——-a gangster
7——-my mobile phone
8——-my dog
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
10——-my neighbor
11——-my science teacher
12——-a banana
13——-a fireman
14——-a stuffed animal
15——-a goat
16— —-a pickle
17——-your mom
18——-a spoon
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
21——-a ninja
22——-Chuck Norris
23——-a noodle
24——-a squirrel
25——-a football player
26——-my sister
27——-my brother
28——-an iPod
29——-a surfer
30——-a homeless guy
31——-a llama
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1——— In my car
2 ——— On your car
3 ———– In a hole
4 ———– Under your bed
5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle
6 ——— sliding down a hill
7 ——— in an elevator
8———- at the dinner table
9 ——– In line at the bank
0 ——– in your bathroom
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!
Now put your sentence in the comments.
Just for the record: If I could pick, I’d want to be wearing a gray shirt, and have my birthday be July 16, 1976. Then I would get to do the Macarena with a pickle while sliding down a hill, because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader. Instead I just get to high-five a phone. 😦
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Comments on: "I high-fived a phone on your car because I’m awesome!" (6)
I ran over a baseball bat in a hole because I’m NOT crazy!!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!! hehehe
I had lunch with a stuffed animal in your bathroom because Im a ninja. hahaha
I loved a birdbath in my car because I’m sexy and I do what I want! LOL! Thanks Paige….
I kicked a llama riding a motorcycle because I think I need some serious help! Call the nice young men in their clean white coats . . . !
I sang to a smurf under your bed because someone offered me a $1,000,000! I am way more normal than the rest of yous!
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SMURFS WERE STILL AROUND … AND YOU ARE NOT TO EVER BE UNDER MY BED AGAIN UNLESS YOU SPLIT THAT $ WITH ME.
I am not quite sure what “loving a birdbath” entails, but I am pretty sure loving anything in your car is inappropriate! 😉 That was seriously funny!