You’re on BASE! Take some time to catch your breath … you are safe.

Give this a try …

Pick the month you were born:

January——-I kicked

February——I loved

March——–I karate chopped

April———-I high-fived

May———-I jumped on

June———-I smelled

July———–I did the Macarena with

August——–I had lunch with

September—-I danced with

October——-I sang to

November—–I yelled at

December—–I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born:

1——-a birdbath

2——-a monster

3——-a phone

4—– –a fork

5——-a snowman

6——-a gangster

7——-my mobile phone

8——-my dog

9——-my best friends’ boyfriend

10——-my neighbor

11——-my science teacher

12——-a banana

13——-a fireman

14——-a stuffed animal

15——-a goat

16— —-a pickle

17——-your mom

18——-a spoon

19—— – a smurf

20——-a baseball bat

21——-a ninja

22——-Chuck Norris

23——-a noodle

24——-a squirrel

25——-a football player

26——-my sister

27——-my brother

28——-an iPod

29——-a surfer

30——-a homeless guy

31——-a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:

1——— In my car

2 ——— On your car

3 ———– In a hole

4 ———– Under your bed

5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle

6 ——— sliding down a hill

7 ——— in an elevator

8———- at the dinner table

9 ——– In line at the bank

0 ——– in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White———because I’m cool like that

Black———because that’s how I roll.

Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy.

Red———–because the voices told me to.

Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want

Green———because I think I need some serious help.

Purple———because I’m AWESOME!

Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.

Brown———because I can.

Other———-because I’m a Ninja!

None———-because I can’t control myself!

 

Now put your sentence in the comments.

Just for the record: If I could pick, I’d want to be wearing a gray shirt, and have my birthday be July 16, 1976. Then I would get to do the Macarena with a pickle while sliding down a hill, because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader. Instead I just get to high-five a phone. 😦

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Comments on: "I high-fived a phone on your car because I’m awesome!" (6)

  1. I ran over a baseball bat in a hole because I’m NOT crazy!!
    That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!! hehehe

  2. I had lunch with a stuffed animal in your bathroom because Im a ninja. hahaha

  3. I loved a birdbath in my car because I’m sexy and I do what I want! LOL! Thanks Paige….

  4. I kicked a llama riding a motorcycle because I think I need some serious help! Call the nice young men in their clean white coats . . . !

  5. Sarah Floyd said:

    I sang to a smurf under your bed because someone offered me a $1,000,000! I am way more normal than the rest of yous!

    I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW SMURFS WERE STILL AROUND … AND YOU ARE NOT TO EVER BE UNDER MY BED AGAIN UNLESS YOU SPLIT THAT $ WITH ME.

  6. Sarah Floyd said:

    I am not quite sure what “loving a birdbath” entails, but I am pretty sure loving anything in your car is inappropriate! 😉 That was seriously funny!

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